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How to make Douche Bags leave

July 22, 2010 Celebrety, Entertainment

It ain’t easy or funny to be in company of someone who is totally pre-occupied with senseless, baseless and meaningless things. Being a nerd is fine but exaggerating and making others a part of it ain’t.

Douche bag, nah! the word simple means, idiot in United States slang. You can bump into these creatures anywhere washrooms, canteen, play ground and of course class – hub of their existence.

What to do when you are captivated by his shadow?

Hmm… it is very difficult to change your image once it is made in High School. Whatever you do, if you have been noticed with someone hideous, prepare yourself for a 3-year misery.

It might sound rude, but it is the truth, accompanying an idiot will ruin your repo and class so everyday in the morning, make sure you have your head put on straight then leave with confidence.

Once you have found out that an idiot is around first thing is to show a little sympathy, yeah… i know they don’t deserve it, but try, maybe you’d become the geek god of school, just kidding there. If that doesn’t work use the tricky formula, irritate him, insult him, whatever just make sure he reads the line “GET LOST!” from your expressions.

Taking the hard route

Sometimes, things aren’t as simple so get to crappy pranks, split some cocoa bitter powder, loads of it in his milk shake and offer him with a Smile! Do make sure you sit there and attract others to enjoy the scene.

Go all the ways, stick some glue or permanent magic fix on his/her seat, hehe he won’t forget the whole in his jeans ever. OH! nerds don’t wear classy jeans but baggy trousers.

Game On! Throw a full shack of Footballs at him the class, in ground or wherever you feel comfortable.

It might sound non-humane to many but this is the truth and this happens everywhere.

If you aren’t able to choose any among these, then use the GOLDEN SECRET TO MAKE PEOPLE FLEE FROM YOU! – This one will work and you will never, never ever ever be disturbed by this Douche Bag.

Irritate the fellow, irritate him to the core, to the hell such that he get’s into a violent stance, once he is in there, go on kick his butt hard, quarrel, scare and make him flee, in other words become a temporary bully.

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